The Table

Cumulative profit & loss across 9 games · Nov 2024 → Jun 2026
Updated with the 27 Jun session
Games Played
9
across 19 months
Money Across Table
€3,870
total buy-ins
All-time Leader
+€302.50
Phil 👑
All-time Donor
−€300.50
Daniel 🃏

Running P&L per player

Cumulative net result after each game. Click a name in the legend to isolate a line.

Latest game · 27 Jun 2026

6 players · €380 in buy-ins · biggest winner: Dylan
▲ The Winners' Circle
Positive

The Comeback Kid

+€114.50

Dylan took the 27 Jun pot and rocketed from dead-last all-time (−€126.50) to nearly even (−€12) in a single night. The steepest one-night climb on the whole chart.

Positive

Mr. 100%

6 / 6 green

Pedro has finished in profit in every single game he's ever played. +€178 all-time, the only player who has never once had a losing night — and somehow never the outright champion either.

Positive

Uneasy Lies the Crown

+€302.50

Phil 👑 is the only player ever above €300, profitable on 75% of nights, and he padded the lead again on the 27th (+€49.50). The line everyone else is chasing.

▼ The House of Pain
Negative

The Designated Donor

−€300.50

Daniel 🃏 sits at the all-time bottom, profitable in just 1 of 8 nights (12%). Lost again on the 27th (−€50). The table's most dependable source of income.

Negative

Boom & Bust

−€150 worst night

Sean owns the most outright wins (3 championships) yet only +€70 all-time — sunk by the single worst night anyone has had, −€150 on 26 Jun 2025.

Negative

Rebuy ≠ Recovery

−€111.50

On the 27th the two players who reloaded most — Eddie (€120 in) and Tom (€60 in) — finished dead last (−€51.50 and −€60). Good money chasing bad.

☺ For the Group Chat
Funny

The Vanishing €18

€380 in, €398 out

The 27 Jun books don't balance. Cash-outs beat buy-ins by €18.00 — money that materialised from thin air. Either someone short-bought or someone over-cashed. The pot would like a word.

Funny

Mirror Image

€2 apart

Phil's all-time winnings (+€302.50) almost perfectly equal Daniel's losses (−€300.50). Statistically, Phil has been playing poker with Daniel's wallet for 19 months.

Funny

The 7–2 Hall of Shame

Sean ×7

Sean has been caught playing seven-deuce, the worst hand in poker, 7 times — more than anyone. Meanwhile Max is the human metronome: +€1.50 across his first 8 nights, the flattest line on the board.